Office can be quite painful sometimes, especially if you are in the wrong place. Here is a list of things that we know you would want to say at work and get away with. But unfortunately guys, freedom of speech is only in the constitution.
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
- I see you have se aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- I am already visualising the duet tape over your mouth.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an astist.
- Someday we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I will bet its hard to pronounce.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
- What am I ? Flypaper for geeks ?
- I am not being rude. You are just significant.
- I can see your point, but I still think you are full of it.
- Thank you. We are all refreshed and challanged by your unique point of view.
- It is a thankless job, but I have got Karma to burn off.
- No, my powers can be used only for good.
- I am really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
- Who me? I just wander from room to room.
- Hou about never ? Is never good for you ?
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